not a weird-ass picture book, but...?
"Six playful dolphins then arrived.
'Hey, Bea!' they called. 'Let's leap and dive!'"
And that's probably one of the better ones.
You know, they're not even trying. It's like someone said, this book will sell on the pictures, who the hell cares what it sounds like?
This poor mom who has to read the thing, that's who.
And I can only imagine how the picture book writers who slave over rhymes and rhythm and scansion grind their teeth over these.