naw, it'll never happen
These exciting, long-awaited, brand-new mashups will be released to an eager public:
* Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea – with a giant killer squid!
* The Tell-Tale heart – with a still-alive zombie body part!
* The Turn of the Screw – with ghosts!
* Moby Dick – with a giant killer sperm whale!"
See more 2011 predictions by Carolyn Crane at The Book Smugglers